The Tennis Party

  Contents

  Cover

  About the Book

  A Note from the Author

  About the Author

  Also by Madeleine Wickham

  Title

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Acknowledgements

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  THE TENNIS PARTY

  It was Patrick's idea that they should have the tennis party weekend. After all, he has the perfect setting – the White House. Bought out of his bonuses as an investment salesman, it comes complete with stable, cocktail bar, and, of course, the tennis court (towered over by an authentic Wimbledon-green umpire's chair).

  He hasn't actually told Caroline, his brash and beautiful wife, what the real reason for the party is. She is glad to welcome Stephen and Annie, their impoverished former neighbours, less glad to see newly wealthy Charles and his aristocratic wife Cressida, and barely able to tolerate the deadly competitive Don and Valerie.

  As the four couples gather on the sunny terrace, it seems obvious who are life’s winners and losers. But as the first ball is served over the net it signals the start of two days of tempers, shocks, revelations, the arrival of an uninvited guest, and the realization that the weekend is about anything but tennis.

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  Madeleine Wickham was born in London and published her first novel, The Tennis Party, while working as a financial journalist. Under the name of Sophie Kinsella she is the author of many number one bestselling novels including the Shopaholic series, now filmed as Confessions of a Shopaholic. She lives in London with her husband and children.

  For more information on Sophie Kinsella and her books, visit her website at

  www.sophiekinsella.co.uk

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  ALSO BY MADELEINE WICKHAM

  Madeleine Wickham novels:

  THE TENNIS PARTY

  A DESIRABLE RESIDENCE

  SWIMMING POOL SUNDAY

  THE GATECRASHER

  THE WEDDING GIRL

  COCKTAILS FOR THREE

  SLEEPING ARRANGEMENTS

  Sophie Kinsella novels:

  THE SECRET DREAMWORLD OF A SHOPAHOLIC

  (also published as CONFESSIONS OF A SHOPAHOLIC)

  SHOPAHOLIC ABROAD

  SHOPAHOLIC TIES THE KNOT

  SHOPAHOLIC & SISTER

  SHOPAHOLIC & BABY

  MINI SHOPAHOLIC

  CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?

  THE UNDOMESTIC GODDESS

  REMEMBER ME?

  TWENTIES GIRL

  THE TENNIS PARTY

  Madeleine Wickham

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  THE TENNIS PARTY

  A BLACK SWAN BOOK: 9780552776691

  First publication in Great Britain

  Black Swan edition published 1995

  Copyright © Madeleine Wickham 1995

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  This book is a work of fiction and, except in the case of historical fact, any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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  For my parents,

  David and Patricia Townley

  I would like to thank Araminta Whitley,

  Sally Gaminara and Diane Pearson,

  and above all,

  Henry Wickham

  Chapter One

  It was the sort of warm, scented evening that Caroline Chance associated with holidays in Greece; with glasses of ouzo and flirtatious waiters and the feel of cool cotton against burnt shoulders. Except that the sweet smell wafting through the air was not olive groves, but freshly mown English grass. And the sound in the distance was not the sea, but Georgina’s riding instructor, intoning – always with the same monotonous inflection – ‘Trot on. Trot on.’

  Caroline grimaced and resumed painting her toenails. She didn’t object to her daughter’s passion for riding – but neither did she comprehend it. The moment they had moved to Bindon from Seymour Road, Georgina had started clamouring for a pony. And, of course, Patrick had insisted she should be given one.

  In fact, Caroline had grown quite fond of the first pony. It was a sweet little thing, with a shaggy mane and a docile manner. Caroline had sometimes gone to look at it when no-one was about and had taken to feeding it Ferrero Rocher chocolates. But this latest creature was a monster – a huge great black thing that looked quite wild. At eleven, Georgina was tall and strong, but Caroline couldn’t understand how she could even get onto the thing, let alone ride it and go over jumps.

  She finished painting her right foot and took a slug of white wine. Her left foot was dry, and she lifted it up to admire the pearly colour in the evening light. She was sitting on the wide terrace outside the main drawing-room of the house. The White House had been built – rather stupidly, Caroline felt, given the English climate – as a suntrap. The stark white walls reflected the sun into the central courtyard, and the main rooms faced south. A vine bearing rather bitter grapes had been persuaded to creep along the wall above Caroline’s head; and several exotic plants were brought out of the greenhouse every summer to adorn the terrace. But it was still bloody freezing England. There wasn’t much they could do about that.

  Today, though, she had to concede, had been about as perfect as it could get. Translucent blue sky; scorching sun; not a gust of wind. She had spent most of the day getting ready for tomorrow, but luckily the tasks she had allotted herself – arranging flowers, preparing vegetables, waxing her legs – were the sort of thing that could be done outside. The main dishes – vegetable terrine for lunch; seafood tartlets for dinner – had arrived from the caterers that morning, and Mrs Finch had already decanted them onto serving plates. She had raised an eyebrow – couldn’t you even bring yourself to cook for eight people? – but Caroline was used to Mrs Finch’s upwardly mobile eyebrows and ignored them. For Christ’s sake, she thought, pouring herself another glass of wine, what was the poi
nt of having money and not spending it?

  The riding lesson was over and Georgina came bounding across the lawn, long blond rivers of recently plaited hair streaming down her back.

  ‘Mummy,’ she called, ‘Dawn said my rising trot was more controlled than it’s ever been! She said if I ride like that in the East Silchester gymkhana . . .’ She looked impressively at Caroline. Then what? thought Caroline. Then you’ll win? Then you’d better give up? She had no idea whether a rising trot was supposed to be controlled or utterly abandoned. ‘And my jumping’s getting better,’ added Georgina.

  ‘Oh good, darling,’ said Caroline. Her voice was husky, roughened by cigarettes and, lately, a bottle of white wine nearly every evening.

  ‘Nail varnish,’ said Georgina. ‘Can I put some on?’

  ‘Not on those filthy nails,’ said Caroline. ‘You need a bath.’

  ‘Can I when I’ve had my bath?’

  ‘Maybe. If I have time.’

  ‘I want bright pink.’

  ‘I haven’t got any bright pink,’ said Caroline, wrinkling her nose. ‘You can have this pretty pale pink or red.’

  ‘Red, urggh.’ Georgina pulled a face. Then she jumped up onto the terrace and swung on the back of Caroline’s beechwood chair. ‘Who’s coming tomorrow?’

  ‘You know who’s coming,’ said Caroline, carefully applying a second coat to her left foot.

  ‘Nicola’s coming, isn’t she?’

  ‘Mmm.’

  ‘Is she better yet?’

  ‘Getting better.’

  ‘Shall I take her riding? Is she allowed?’

  ‘You’ll have to ask Annie. I don’t see why not. But make sure you take Toby, too.’

  ‘He’s too little to go on Arabia.’

  ‘All right, then, he can watch.’

  ‘Can I be in the tennis tournament?’

  ‘No.’

  ‘Can I wear my tennis skirt?’

  ‘If you want to.’

  ‘Can I be ballgirl?’

  ‘You can if you want,’ said Caroline, ‘but you’ll get bored.’

  ‘No I won’t,’ said Georgina. ‘I know how to do it. You roll the balls along the line and then you hold them up and throw them to the people playing. Poppy Wharton’s cousin was a ballgirl in Wimbledon, and she saw Navratilova. I can serve overhead, too.’

  She threw up an imaginary ball and took a swipe at it, bumping into Caroline’s chair as she did so. The nail varnish brush smudged.

  ‘Fuck,’ said Caroline without rancour.

  ‘No-one’s going to see your feet, anyway,’ said Georgina. ‘Will you put some on my fingers?’

  ‘After your bath. You need clean nails. Yours are all horsy.’ But Georgina had lost interest and was doing a handspring on the lawn. Caroline, who had once trained as a gymnast herself, looked up. They didn’t teach them to finish off properly any more, she thought; to land neatly and present to the judges with a pretty smile. At Georgina’s boarding-school, no-one took gymnastics seriously. They did it to strengthen the girls for more important pursuits – netball, lacrosse, and always the horses. None of them seemed interested in competitions, show routines, shiny leotards and ribbons – the stuff of which Caroline’s childhood had been made.

  * * *

  Patrick Chance, walking up to the house from the tennis court, saw his beautiful, agile daughter turning cartwheels against the setting sun, and stopped for a moment, taking in her effortless grace, her vitality and energy. Was every father as sentimental as he? He found it difficult, talking to other parents, to emulate their easy nonchalance. Whereas they shrugged off their children’s achievements, he could not resist cataloguing Georgina’s; could never resist breaking off in conversation to point out that his daughter had just gone into the ring, yes, competing in the under fourteens, even though she was only just eleven. When the other parents nodded, smiling, and turned back to their chatter, his heart would beat with suppressed rage and incomprehension. But look at her! he always wanted to cry. Just look at her! She plays the piano, too, he would say, desperate to win back their attention. Coming on very well, her teacher says. We thought we might try her on the flute.

  Caroline, he noticed, had turned her attention back to her nail polish. It still pained him that she didn’t share his fervent appreciation of Georgina – and refused to join in when he began to eulogize about her, even when they were together on their own. Particularly because, to be fair, there was a lot more in Georgina that Caroline could claim as her own than he could. Mother and daughter shared their blond hair, their athletic frames, their tendency to burst into raucous laughter. But perhaps that was why Caroline was so blasé about Georgina. She was used to beauty, physical accomplishment and popularity. Whereas Patrick, short, stumpy and short-sighted, was not.

  He continued walking towards the house and Georgina started walking towards him in a crab.

  ‘Hello, Daddy,’ she panted, and collapsed on the ground.

  ‘Hello, kitten,’ he said. ‘Good riding lesson?’

  ‘Brilliant.’ He looked up at Caroline.

  ‘Everything under control for tomorrow?’

  ‘The food’s on the plates, if that’s what you mean,’ said Caroline. ‘And Mrs Finch went over the bedrooms this morning.’

  ‘Who’s next door to me?’ demanded Georgina.

  ‘The little Mobyn twins and that nanny girl. What’s her name?’

  ‘Martina I think,’ said Patrick. ‘She’s German. Or Austrian, or something.’ Georgina wrinkled her nose.

  ‘Why couldn’t it be Nicola and Toby?’

  ‘Ask Daddy,’ said Caroline acerbically. ‘He insisted that Charles and Cressida go in the big spare room, so the twins have to go in the one next to you. Cressida’, she enunciated the word with deliberate care, ‘likes having them near by.’

  ‘Why couldn’t they all go down the passage?’ suggested Georgina. ‘And Annie and Stephen go in the big spare room and Nicola and Toby next to me?’

  ‘Daddy wants Charles and Cressida to have the big room,’ said Caroline, ‘because they’re very rich, and he doesn’t want them to sneer at us.’ Patrick flushed.

  ‘Now that’s not true at all. I just thought it would be nice for them to have that room. Since they haven’t been here before.’

  ‘They probably never will be here, either,’ said Caroline briskly. ‘What’s the betting they phone and cancel tomorrow morning?’

  ‘They can’t do that,’ said Patrick, too quickly, he realized.

  Caroline raised suspicious eyes. ‘Why the hell not? That’s what they usually do. How long have we been here? Nearly three years. And they’ve always been too busy to make it to anything.’

  ‘Cressida is a shithead,’ said Georgina. Caroline gave a cackle of laughter. Patrick stared at Georgina.

  ‘Where on earth did you learn language like that?’

  ‘Don’t be so boring,’ said Caroline. ‘Why do you think Cressida’s a shithead, sweetie? You hardly know her.’

  ‘I liked Ella,’ said Georgina mulishly.

  ‘You can’t possibly remember Ella,’ said Caroline.

  ‘I do,’ said Georgina. ‘She was really nice, she used to sing me songs. And Charles used to play the guitar.’ Patrick looked admiringly at her.

  ‘What a memory! You must have been only about six then.’

  ‘I liked Seymour Road,’ said Georgina simply. ‘I wish we still lived there.’ Caroline gave another cackle of laughter.

  ‘There you are, Patrick, so much for the country life!’ Her blue eyes held his mockingly for a moment, and he stared back with an impotent rage. Her eyes seemed to reflect his own failures and worries back at him, reminding him in a tacit instant of the disappointments and disillusionments of the last thirteen years.

  ‘I must go and draw up the chart for tomorrow,’ he said abruptly. For Georgina’s sake more than his own he walked onto the terrace and kissed his wife on the mouth. She tasted, as she had done when he first kissed her behind
one of the stands at the Daily Telegraph personal finance exhibition, of lipstick, cigarettes and alcohol.

  ‘I’ll be eighth seed if you like,’ she said, when his head came up again. ‘I don’t rate myself very highly at tennis.’

  ‘It’s doubles,’ he said, irritation rising.

  ‘Mixed doubles,’ said Georgina, who was once again in a crab position. ‘I could play with Toby, and Nicola could play with one of the twins. And the other twin could play with the nanny. How about that, Daddy?’

  But he had gone.

  As Patrick entered his study, he felt rather deflated. Caroline’s last dig about the country life had touched an unexpected sore spot. Life at Bindon had not turned out quite as he had wanted, and he, too, often felt a secret nostalgia for the days at Seymour Road. He had decided that they should move into the country really for Georgina’s sake. All the smart little girls that he met at her school seemed to live in villages, in old rectories and farmhouses, with dogs and horses and sheep. None of them lived in red-brick villas in the suburbs of Silchester.

  So they had sold twenty-four Seymour Road, moved to Bindon and bought Georgina a pony. Here, Patrick had felt, they would move into a new level of existence. His mind had been filled, in the few weeks before the move, with images of large houses with sweeping drives, aristocratic girls leading horses out of loose boxes, croquet on the lawn, young boys called Henry and Hugo for Georgina to grow up with.

  But Bindon wasn’t like that. Hardly any of the families living in the village were what Patrick thought of as ‘county’. Many had moved to Bindon out of Silchester, or even London, attracted by the quick rail link to Waterloo. They made Patrick shudder, with their whining London voices, so different from Georgina’s clipped schoolgirl tones. Besides, they tended to keep to themselves, relying for their social life on parties of friends down from London – and, when those dried up, often moving back to London themselves. The previous owners of The White House had sold to move back to Battersea, bored with a village life that they hadn’t even tried.